Today is International Joke day. Here are some of our favorite jokes.

Someone once said if you take life too seriously, you'll never make it out alive. Presumably this holiday is for those who subscribe to that particular motto. Welcome to International Joke day 2015!

We've spent all morning laughing at some (pretty bad) jokes, here are some of our favorites: 

 

What's invisble and makes funny clucking noises around your house? 

A poultrygeist. 

What are caterpillars afraid of? 

DOG-erpillars. 

Where do birds meet for coffee? 

In a nest café .

How do you make sure you always remember your wife's birthday? 

Forget it once.  

 'Four fonts walk into a bar, the bar-man says "Oi get out! We don't want your type in here" 

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. 

... We'll see about that. 

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, 

It was a shitzu. 

Dyslexic man walks into a bra... 

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